Dengue Fever is at an all time high (since 1994) in Puerto Rico.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20181559/

Dengue Fever is spread by mosquitos and can actually be fatal (but most often it’s not). Symptoms can be flu-like and there can also be intense pain in the joints and muscles, which is why Dengue Fever has been nicknamed “bonecrusher disease”.

I’m surprises I don’t have Dengue Fever. The mosquitos were feasting on me the last couple of weeks. Bastards.