OMG. I Want a Mini Donkey!
So I was was reading a trashy celebrity gossip magazine today (I have to catch up when I’m off the island …), and there was an article about Martha Stewart and her pet miniature donkeys…
MIniature donkeys?!? What?! Awesome!!!
I have never heard of miniature donkeys before, but that is EXACTLY what Stefan and I need! We have gone back and forth on what sort of animals/pets we want to have for the property, in order to keep the jungle growth in check. First we thought we wanted goats (or a small flock of pigmy goats), but goats eat EVERYTHING, including the young trees we have planted, gardens, palms, laundry, shoes, the house, etc. Then we thought that perhaps we should get a horse or a cow, since they are good mowers, but won’t eat our trees, but I think Stefan and I are both intimidated by having such a big and powerful animal such as a horse or cow (I was leaning more towards a cow…ha). So, how perfect would a pair of mini donkeys be?! Look at how cute the little beasts are!
Couldn’t you imagine Monkey and Cheech riding Buck Rogers (the mini donkey) around the property while Kuta is herding them all?!?
I am SO looking into how much it would be to buy and fly a pair of mini donkeys to Puerto Rico…
p.s. I’ve always wanted to be Pippy Longstockings, so I am going to carpe diam, damn it!