I am so tired of getting attacked by ants!!! I honestly can’t tell you the last day that I did not get bitten by ants. The ants here in Puerto Rico are vicious. They don’t just bite you, the entire colony swarms up your foot/leg and chomp you as many times as they possibly can before you do the “ants in my pants” dance and try to swat them all off. I guess I would be pretty pissed off too if I had to rebuild my house every time it rains (currently, twice a day), but still. Why are they taking it out on me!?

Today I decided that I have to wear something other then flip flops while working in the yard, so I rifled through my closet and found the perfect pair of shoes for ant battle…

knee high adidas missy elliot

…Knee high leather Adidas. Haha. Bring it on, you little ant bastards!!! Don’t make me breakdance on your little ant colony.